THIS IS YOUR HERO (Standing at 2.5 feet tall).

Full Name: Death the Second.
Occupations: Keeper of the Death Scythe, Repentance Trial Coach. 

*Death's Scythe is a tool crafted by an angel named Arthur, it's an artifact that determines whether a soul goes to Heaven (Paradise), one of the Underworld Dimensions (Normal Life), or The Dimension of Hell (Punishment). The Scythe does all the judgement calculations for every mortal soul in existence. Those sent to an Underworld Dimension are not good enough to be Saints but not evil enough for Eternal Damnation (85% of souls are accepted into an Underworld Realm with the remaining 10% going to Heaven and the other 5% going to Hell.)

Creation:

Death the Second was created after the defeat of the original Grim Reaper. The first Death decided he would destroy his creator, Arthur, by devouring mortal souls and using them to become more powerful. Grim was defeated and was sent to Hell just like Guinevere and her Seven Acolytes. Grim resides in the 1st circle of the dimension.

Powers/Fighting ability: 

Death fights with his scythe in the form of a Bo Staff in order to knock foes unconscious instead of killing them., He's a formidable opponent when unarmed or with another melee weapon. The skeleton is fast and nimble, which makes him a hard target to catch due to his small size. Other than being superhuman, Death can literally walk into another dimension whenever he wants. 

Reaper Forme: 

Death's Scythe is an entity of it's own that lusts for "warm souls" (Souls of those that were killed). Each time Death slays someone, there's a tiny chance that the scythe will take over his mind and body, forcing him to go on a murderous "soul hunt" for awhile. Death's bones become black, and his eyes yellow, while under the control of his scythe. Getting him to let go of the weapon is the only way of ending the transformation early. Those with super-strength can rip it out of his hands. Magic/element users can use techniques to paralyze Death, or use something heavy to pin him down, or blast it out of his grip. Psychics can use kinetic force and telekinesis as an option. 
 
Weakness: Death's soul is an invisible force inside his skull, and if his head is removed/decapitated, he's "killed" (and reverts to a pile of lifeless bones). A new grim reaper then spawns and takes his place. When "dead" Death's soul is in the form of a heart made of black glass. He can be revitalized through Eros' magic if his entire skeleton is one spot.

Death can also be frozen, paralyzed, and turned to stone. If he's motionless for too long (a few hours) then his soul exits his body and turns into heart form (which means he's officially 'deceased').
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Important Names/Terms:

The Boss - The Boss is the angel known as Saint Michael who is a substitute for the King of Heaven named Arthur. Currently, Arthur is using himself as a seal hold back the monster known as Armageddon in another dimension.

Guinevere - Guinevere is the angel that rebelled against her husband, Arthur. She waged war against the ruler of heaven because she wanted to be more than 2nd in command, and as punishment, Guinevere was locked in Hell with her followers and the Seven Acolytes. The fallen angel has distractingly huge breasts by the way. 

The Seven Acolytes - These fallen angels are manifestations of the Seven Deadly Sins.

Leon - This angel has his eye on taking Michael's job. Leon's schemes usually involve having supernatural events happen on Earth in order to make Michael look bad for not watching the planet as closely as Arthur did.

Eros - Eros is Guinevere's sister who lives among mortals as a kitsune goddess in a particular dimension. She knows that eventually, the king won't be able to hold back the universe eater known as Armageddon. Death will have to destroy the monster of hate by attacking it with Eros Weapons (weapons born from true love). 

Eros Weapons - The heart shields the soul from the essence of Death. The heart, a source of life, naturally repels the one called "Grim Reaper". However, if Death can touch the heart (which is only possible if the owner truly loves him) then he can manipulate the soul energy within the vessel into Eros Weapons—tools that can be used instead of the ordinary Death Scythe.

Armageddon: Guinevere's offspring that was fathered by the Grim Reaper. It is a monster that seeks to swallow every soul in every dimension. This creature is resistant to the power of light, darkness, and all elements. However, it can be damaged by soul energy infused with love. Arthur is trying to hold it back as long as possible so Michael can build a formidable army.

Death: Death is our pipsqueak hero who has a knack for attracting sexy fatties ^__^! He has a myspace filled with his amazing photography (but it's really unpopular sans for a few followers). The reaper accepts all friend requests, and often hangs out with the people who strike up a conversation in his chatbox.

Becky: The cute demon girl that delivers Death's mail. Everyone complains about the size of Shiri's giant butt to her.

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Death's (Unwanted) Harem: IF YOU CAME FOR FATTIES READ THIS.

Due to his kindness, cuteness, and adorkableness, our hero has ended up with a harem of supersized babes that love him to...umm...death. Eros believes that Death can use his "playmates" to craft a multitude of Eros Weapons for the fight against Armageddon. However, Death is not a player, and he loathes his harem because he's a moral dude. But then again, the harem participants have agreed to share Death, and they all want to be treated like lovers.

*(Story title is in parenthesis)

Sarah Flowers (Exercise Makes You Fat) - A girl from New York that met Death the old fashioned way. He helped her complete a repentance trial in purgatory so she wouldn't go to hell for not giving food to a starving man in front of her restaurant.

Nickname for Death: "Little guy."

Athena (So Getting Bullied At Work Makes You Fat?) - An Angel who used to be a schoolyard bully as a child (Angels born from Angels grow up in Heaven). Athena was discriminated against for having black wings (courtesy of her fallen-angel father) and for being very overweight. Athena is Head of Blessings in Heaven, and she is an outcast amongst her political peers. However, Death befriended her.

Nickname for Death: "Runt."

Karri (Being a Honeybee...Makes You Fat, Karri.) - A honeybee girl from the dimension of Jolly Ol' Beeland. Death helped Karri accept her big beautiful body instead of loathing it. The skeleton actually met her at a history museum near Buzzford University. Karri is owned by the artist named Vendant who let me borrow her.

Nickname for Death: "Munchkin."

Amaryrashu (Being a Dragoness Makes You Fat.) - Amaryrashu is a dragoness with a split personality. Death rescued her from an evil prince named William that was fattening her up for an easy slay. Her Mary Sue side acts like a gentle mother. Her Yashu side acts like a wicked witch.

Nickname 1 for Death: "Deathy."
Nickname 2 for Death: "Little Squeak."

Shiri Prideland  (Going in Politics Makes You Fat + Horny.) - Shiri is a lionboy from the dimension of Savannah, a place where politics are similar to the USA. The  trap is a  charismatic teen against the corruption of “Roarington D.C.”. This obese kitty has huge hips, a colossal ass**, and curves like a coke-bottle. He and Carrot are the only boys in Death's Harem.

Nickname for Death: "Dude."

Nurse Artemia (Being an Alien Nurse (On Gigantica) Makes You Fat) - Artemia is an alien ant girl from the dimension of Gigantica (which also contains the planet Gigantica). On this planet, ants are the size of normal earthlings and humans are the "giants". Artemia has a very drill sergeant personality which is befitting because her people are currently in a war against the termites. She takes nursing and the health of her friends very seriously. However, she has a very bad weakness for chocolate. The beauty has a very pear-shaped figure that boasts a large belly and larger ass.

Nickname for Death: "Maggot."

Master Knight 2nd Class, Iris Asura (Being an Ice Babe or Demon Girl Makes You Fat. 1.) - Iris Asura is Death's Demon Girl Pet. She is the embodiment of wrath and is very violent. However, she's very loyal and obedient to her owner. However, there's a big secret about her which you can maybe get an idea from due to her title. (Too lazy to write this out now XD, check back tomorrow 6/18/2014)

Mizu Sacer/Tundra (Being an Ice Babe or Demon Girl Makes You Fat. 2.) - Mizu is a big beautiful superheroine with a supersized lower half. Her specialties include freezing people, being clumsy, drinking milkshakes without getting a brain freeze, and being really fucking good at RPG's. (If she doesn't spill something on the computer.) Mizu is owned by my long time friend NemesisZeru.

Carrot Montague - (Being a Sexy Meal...Makes You Fat.) - Cheeky as hell, well-mannered, and carrying a whole lot of belly, Doctor Carrot is a bunny boy with telekinetic powers. He's extremely fanservicey, even to the point of jiggling his fat in front of ten werewolves. Did I mention the trap is a vampire as well?

Nickname for Death: "Poppet."

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Nickname for Death: "Lil' Boss"

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Nickname for Death: "Cowboy."

+ Many more

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NOTES:

**The ladies hate Shiri’s Badonkazilla. They're always gossiping, “Oh, my, god. Becky, look at Shiri’s butt…it’s soooooo big. He looks like an ass lover's girlfriend. But who understands those ass lovers anyway? Death only talks to him, because, he looks like something out of TrinityFate's sketchbook, kay?. I mean, his butt, is just too fucking big. I can't believe it can be that round, it's like, so out there. GROSS! Anyone who likes a butt like that is lying!"